Willy Wonka and MJ

Willy Wonka: teh candy man! MJ: Micheal Jackson, King of Pop! Well, at a recent event, they were spotted fighting. I stole this pic from a blog I like, but I'm sure she wont mind.
 MJ: You don't look like Willy Wonka.
Willy: You don't look like Moicheal Jackson. More like Lindsey Lohan.

*Note person under the orange triangle isn't me. It's the girl from the blog I stole this pic from. I'm much hotter ;)

And this is a piece of conversation I also caught at teh event:
(17:02) MJ-King-Of-Pop: aww theres a children in my grave to
(17:02) MJ-King-Of-Pop: brb gonna rhape the child
Wow...MJ, really? He started raping random people in teh VIP area too *thank goodness I wasn't in that area but at the stairs*

So lets look at the final view: Willy: Good at comebacks [True!] MJ: Likes starting fights [Maybe] MJ: raper of little rich girls in VIP areas [True x10!]